02/05/2008
Meet Stevie Starr, Professional Regurgitator
and he freaks me out in so many ways, its worrying.
Clicky!
Stevie Starr is a performance artist who refers to himself as a "professional regurgitator". His act consists of swallowing various items (lightbulbs, billiard balls, dry sugar, goldfish) and regurgitating them. He has never described exactly how this is done, and the implausibility of some of his regurgitations have led some to believe that he is an illusionist.
According to his live act and official biography,Starr grew up in Glasgow, Scotland in a children's home. He claims to have developed his talent in order to hide money. Starr claims to be the world's only "professional regurgitator", though similar acts do exist in modern and historical performance related to the geek show tradition.
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07/10/2007
KISS meets the phantom of the park
this is the best crap movie I've ever seen. Kiss oughta stick to the music.
this is part 2 of the movie, but there is also all the others, this i just had to take cause of the greatness that is sucky lines and bad effects.
go here and let the laughing begin
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11/04/2007
Mickey Mouse tried to kill himself in the 30's?
I found this website here that clearly shows Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse, trying to commit suicide back in the day.
I honestly dont know if this story was ever approved, or made by Walt Disney himself, but I'd like to know if the story really was made by the ppl at Disney, or if this is all a big joke made by someone else. So if anybody can help, let me know.
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07/01/2007
Tired of your old, dull toilet?
well have no fear, Fish n'Flush have come to save the day (maybe not the fish, but who cares?)
They have thought long and hard about how to entertain you, when you go to the toilet, at least if you're male and need to pee. They came up with, brace yourselves; The Fish n' Flush, or, a fishtank for your cistern. Heres what they say:
"Fish 'n Flush is a patented, two-piece aquarium toilet tank, designed by AquaOne Technologies, Inc., an innovator of water-management systems.
Fish 'n Flush fits most two-piece toilets and turns the bathroom into the center of attention with its unique design of an aquarium that wraps itself around a clear inner tank."
Witness the madness here , and happy ...peeing? ...fishing? whatever.
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29/09/2006
Inflatable Church anyone?
Want to get married, but the local church is allready taken? Have no fear, the good people at innovationsxtreme have thought of everything. ^^
Taken from their site:
"One of the world's VERY FIRST inflatable churches is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. The complete structure will comprise of two sections; The house, 5m in width (external) with frontal facade, 7m highand 6.5m wide (Approx). The tower will be 5x5m base and 12m in height (Approx) Walls are to be 0.6m thick. (Approx.) The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built in 2 hours anddis-assembled in less than one.Marry anywhere !!! even renewing your vows if you're already married.
Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it's up to you. No problem with "high heels."
The Inflatable Church is Registered in the Guinness World Records 2004 for being the world's largest Inflatable church in the world."
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22/09/2006
George Bush "sings" U2
or to be more spesific: Someone has taken words from thousands of Bush speeches and mashed them together so he actually sings U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday.
So, without further ado I give you George Bush Singing
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Drunken Cowboy Arrested
God I love this story. at least he was concerned for his horse ^^
A drunken German cowboy was arrested after he rode his horse into several pubs looking for a nightcap.
The 33-year-old trotted with his mount into several saloons in Geseke requesting: "Just one for the road - and an apple for Hendrik."
Hendrik the horse plodded faithfully around the town as his master fired a cap gun and at one stage fell off.
It wasn't long before the sherrif arrived and the night ended with the midnight cowboy sleeping it off in the local cells.
Hendrik was bedded down for the night at a stable with police horses. His owner faces a charge of being drunk in charge of a horse and a fine.
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17/09/2006
Jesus is Finally online on MySpace
Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian. it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
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01/09/2006
ghostdriving
if you know what is going on here, please call the police and inform them. ^^
As far as I know, this video have not been tampered with at all.
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York's peace offer to Scots
Citizens of York are being asked to sign a treaty promising never to shoot Scots with a bow and arrow.
Under an ancient by-law, which has never been repealed, York people can "legally" shoot Scotsmen with a bow and arrow within the city walls. But a couple from the city are walking 240 miles to Edinburgh to present the Lord Provost with a "peace treaty".
Ewan and Gill Main have asked York residents to sign their treaty in a bid to improve Anglo-Scottish relations, and raise money for Survive, a charity which helps child victims of sexual abuse. Each signatory must promise to never shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, and to make Scots feel welcome in York.
Mr and Mrs Main will set off on September 8, and hope to arrive in Edinburgh two weeks later, reports the Scotsman.
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22/08/2006
MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
I am currently in a state of blindness through shock, and I can never look magic in the eyes again.
Neither will you after seeing this next bit (SERIOUSLY NOT safe for work, or kids under 16, or old people, or anybody easily embarassed)
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21/08/2006
My new hero:
Simon Cowell got the put-down of his life - from an 86-year-old gran.
Edna Moore tore into him at the auditions for X Factor. According to the Mirror she told him to alter his ways. The Grand mother accompanied daughter-in-law Lorraine to the Manchester auditions to watch her perform for Simon and fellow judges Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne.
But the great gran became angry after Simon began to snigger at Lorraine's efforts, branding her "lifeless" and mocking her "lack of personality". Storming back into the audition room, she told him: "You laughed!" When he protested that he always laughs, she spluttered: "No you don't. You do not." With her voice rising she added: "Listen Simon. You want to alter your ways."
The pop mogul muttered: "This is really embarrassing." But Edna hadn't finished. "You think you're better than anybody. I think you were very ignorant. Yes -you were ignorant, Simon." He appologised and scurried from the room.
Edna told producers afterwards: "Why these girls scream over him, I don't know. He's not good-looking - he hasn't even got his own teeth."
Louis was delighted to see Simon get a roasting. He beamed: "You were put in your place by an 86-year-old granny today, Simon." And Simon stated: "I've never been so humiliated in my life. When she let rip I turned into a three-year-old because I didn't feel I could argue with a woman who is 86. I have to admit - it was fantastic."
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18/08/2006
a fun site...
that I got from a friend. Enjoy^^
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28/05/2006
AHAHAHAHAH the funniest LOTR-dubbing ever!
But I am sorry it's in swedish.
Here you go, to those who understand it. ^^
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21/05/2006
want a Zwarowski crystal from the million Crystal body?
A model has been coated in a million individual Swarovski crystals and is being slowly undressed online.
The crystals are being sold off individually on eBay for upwards of one euro (68p) each.
As the crystals are sold, more and more of model Chantal is on view online at www.millioncrystalbody.com.
And the last successful bidder will have the final crystal delivered personally by 20-year-old Chantal - wherever they are in the world.
Auction organiser Marion von Kuczkowski from Berlin said: "I hope the beautiful photos motivate buyers to make Chantal visible in all her beauty by purchasing some of the stones."
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19/05/2006
Revenge is sweet indeed.
This article is taken from the newspaper The Olympian Online.
OLYMPIA — Luke Trerice knew revenge would come after he encased a friend's apartment in aluminum foil more than two years ago.
Trerice, 28, did a gleeful dance of sorts when he opened the door to his downtown apartment and found one room had become a life-size hamster cage, according to witnesses. Hand-shredded newspapers 2-feet deep covered the floor, a giant water bottle dangled outside the window and a 6-foot hamster wheel sat prominently along one wall.
“That's what you do — you get giddy,” said the prank's mastermind, Keith Jewell, a longtime friend of Trerice and aluminum-foil victim Chris Kirk. Back in January 2004, Trerice foiled Kirk's apartment when he was out of town. CD cases, books, dishes in the cupboards — hardly a thing was left untouched. For two weeks, Kirk was bombarded with media calls. Cleanup took two years. A giant ball of foil still sits in the basement of the complex.
Revenge plotting began immediately.
Jewell, 26, came up with the idea for the hamster cage; it was just a matter of waiting for the perfect time. Though Kirk moved to Colombia, his friends intended to carry out the plans without him. Trerice, too, was waiting to see what his friends would come up with. He even helped them out, making sure they knew it would be a month before he could move in to his apartment on Washington Street and Fifth Avenue after graduation from dental school in Las Vegas.
“I knew that something was happening. They made no effort to hide it,” he said.
Jewell, a theater set designer and computer networker, brought drawings to a machinist a month ago to build the frame of the wheel — two parallel 19-foot pipes looped into a ring. Using the machinist's shop, Jewell connected the rings with cross braces and hardware cloth and perched them on wheels. He suffered some head injuries when testing the ring. “If you spin upside down, you're not gripping the bars with your feet. So of course I went head first on the concrete,” he said.
At noon the day before Trerice's planned arrival, it was crunch time. Jewell, who lives across the hall, and friends worked through the night shredding newspaper, blowing up a beach ball, installing the water bottle and filling the metal bucket with Cheetos. There wasn't time to finish lining the walls with wire fencing, put a bell in the ball or install the hand rail to try to prevent any further injuries in the wheel. A stack of newspapers still sits in the closet, unshredded.
Eight people put in more than 100 hours assembling the room. Supplies cost $300.
“It was a lot of work, but it was one of those cases where you do it because you have to,” Jewell said.
Trerice has gradually started cleaning up, but trips to the recycling bin haven't made a dent in the pool of shreds.
“I think this will take less than two years (to clean up). That's the gauge that I measure to see if I got off better than Chris did,” said Trerice, an Olympia native.
The hamster wheel has proven popular entertainment for his friends, and it will become a permanent fixture in the room. After all, it took four people to push it into an oval shape that would fit up the stairwell and through the door.
As Trerice begins his job search, he's also brainstorming.
“I'm going to start saving up for my revenge plans,” he said. “They claim they did this on (Kirk's) behalf. If they think that's going to mitigate any of the revenge that's coming, well that's even funnier than the wheel.”
This is why you don't let others use your appartment while you are away, people. ^^
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08/05/2006
Engrish.com
is one of the funniest sites out there, I mean, check this out:
And Engrish is simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. So go have a look and laugh your head off.
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15/04/2006
Ladies; here is your 60's sex education.
"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.
Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers, wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress, then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining, but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep, so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes."
Why do I feel like hitting something now?
Dominating; Cru.
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04/04/2006
Americans are nuts
see for yourself
you can now, provided you have enough money, mind you, rent a Learmousine ( a 1974 model lear-jet, equipped with a 8100 cubic Chevy engine, 400 horses)
It is within the demands for normal traffic use in usa, and will seat between 16 and 18 persons.
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02/04/2006
More Celine Dion imitating others...
here she's imitating Michael Jackson and "Bad", wich coincidentally I think she is.
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22/03/2006
man attacks cops - with his penis
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
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20/02/2006
Here is one weirdo for the books
You really really have to click this link, IF YOU ARE OVER 18!!!
a guy wrote up a "marriage contract" of do's and don'ts for the wife, here it is.
BE WARNED: due to explicit contents, please DO NOT GO HERE, if you are not 18 or older.
If I find out that anyone who isn't old enought to read this, have clicked the link this post will be removed.
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22/12/2005
A very original University exam answer
The following claims to be a real question given during a Chemistry test from the University in Washington. The answer was so unusual that the Professor shared it with other collegues via the Internet.
Question:
Is Hell Exothermic (releasing heat) or Endothermic (absorbing heat)?
Now, most of the students reffered to Boyles law (gas is cooled down when it is expanding and heated up when beeing comprimated) – or other options.
But one of the students wrote this instead:
First you need to determine how the mass of Hell is changed over time. This means that you have to figure out how many souls enter Hell and how quickly they get there,
and how many souls leave Hell and how quickly they leave it. I think we can safely assume that if a soul first is in Hell, there is no getting out of it. So the answer is: Noone leaves Hell.
In determining how many souls that is arriving in Hell you have to look at the worlds different religions of today.
Most religions claim that if you do not believe in their religion, you'll end up in Hell. Seeing as there is more than one of these religions, and taking into account that no person believes in more religions than one at a time, you have to assume that all the persons and souls in the world will go to Hell. Given the birth-and-deathrate of today the number of souls in Hell will increase significantly.
Furthermore we have to calculate the changes in the volume of Hell. Boyles law states that for the temperature and pressure to be kept at the same level, the volum of Hell will equally have to increase upon the arrival of new souls.
This gives us two options:
* If Hell is expanding slower than the speed of new souls arriving, the temperature and pressure will increase until all Hell is loose.
* If Hell is expanding quicker than the speed of new souls arriving, the temperature and pressure will fall until Hell freezes over.
So wich of these two options is the correct one?
If we accept the claim given to me by the young Teresa in her first year at University, where she stated that: "– Hell will freeze over before I have sex with you", and we take into account that I did have sex with her last night, number two is correct, and that makes me certain that Hell is Exothermic and allready frozen over.
The consequence of this theroy is:
If Hell is indeed frozen over, no more souls will be accepted, and then Hell doesn't excist anymore... That leaves us with Heaven, wich again prooves the excistence of A divine Beeing.
Wich then explains why Teresa last night stated; "Oh My God!"
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Baronet gives away his mansion
Ananova:
An aristocrat is planning to give his £1million mansion away to a total stranger - with the right DNA.
Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade, 59, will hand it over to the person with the closest DNA match to his.
Sir Benjamin said: "None of my relatives wants anything to do with my dump.
"So as long as the new man pays the bills and looks after the place, I don't mind who inherits it."
He tried to sell the restored nine bedroom house with 1,500 acres, three lakes, 430 cattle and 12 peacocks in North Newton, Somerset, but couldn't find a buyer. He and partner Kirsten Hughes, 39, do not want the responsibility of the home anymore. Sir Ben said: "If I had the choice I'd live in a council house."
A TV firm filming his quest has so far traced 5,000 Slades in the US with a potential heir in North Carolina.
Sir Ben said: "If he's from a trailer park I'll have a screaming fit."
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16/12/2005
My Kinda Drink
To see the drink I want from now on, please go here:
Reserve
click on the button marked menu, and watch the clip of their featured drink. needs sound.
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15/12/2005
Mona Lisa smiles because.....
...she was 83 per cent happy, 9 per cent disgusted, 6 per cent fearful and 2 per cent angry at the time of the sitting for the painting.
Nicu Sebe at the University of Amsterdam in the Netherlands tested emotion-recognition software on the famous enigmatic smile. His algorithm, developed with researchers at the University of Illinois, examines key facial features such as the curvature of the lips and crinkles around the eyes, then scores each face with respect to six basic emotions. Sebe drew on a database of young female faces to derive an average "neutral" expression, which the software used as a standard to compare the painting against.
Software capable of recognising human emotions just by looking at photographs or videos could lead to PCs that adjust their response depending on the user's mood, as well as smarter surveillance systems.
At least according to Newscientist.com .
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14/12/2005
French women do kinky things to statue in Cemetery
Authorities at a Paris cemetery have fenced off a tomb of a romantic 19th century figure, fearing its statue is being damaged by female visitors rubbing its groin area.
The Pere Lachaise cemetery is the resting place of French journalist, Victor Noir - whose real name was Yvan Salman.
Noir was killed in duel by Pierre Bonaparte, a great-nephew of the Emperor Napoleon when delivering a message to him from Noirs editor. The Editor wanted to challenge Napoleon in a duel but Bonaparte and Noir got into a fight, and unfortunately Noir was shot and died instead.
According to Wikipedia, an activist by the name of Auguste Blanqui got together 100 000 persons only two days later for Noirs funeral. And later they rounded up money for a statue of Noir, to look as he did after he had died.
The tomb has long been popular with women visitors, because of his romantic reputation and the effigy's design.
The statue depicts Noir lying flat on his back, with a distinct and worn enlargement in the groin.
As well as putting up a fence to shield the statue from zealous visitors, officials have erected a sign prohibiting "indecent rubbing, and grafitti." The effigy has been held as an aid to love or fertility, legend has it that a woman who kisses the lips of the prostrate statue and places a flower into his upturned top hat will find a husband by year's end.
But both fence and sign had to be removed later by public demand, so now, those who feel like it can have a little joyride again.
Cemetary workers say that " we have seen one or two persons stimulating themselves there. Mounted the horse as it were, and taken it for a ride."
And poor Noir had been due to get married the day after he was killed,
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07/11/2005
Boots of Escape
Seriously; two things, if you are stupid enough to allow somebody to hit you with an arrow, you deserve it.
and nr two, this really happened.
Boots of Escape
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02/11/2005
Now this is just in poor taste.
Ok, a belgian couple, where she is paralyzed from the waist down, is beeing interviewed about their sexlife. see what happens when her man answers.
Edit: this have now been edited from a dutch couple, to a belgian, thanks to my sister who lives in Holland and set me straight in a comment below. ^^
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19/10/2005
In all fairness, this have been tried once before....
David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.
Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.
He said: "Bull shit! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage." He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."
The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.
...and here I always thought that magicians didn't like to do the same things as others have before them.
Bedazzled Cru
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15/09/2005
Thief hid phone up her bum
Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum.
Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone. But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.
She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported. Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
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08/09/2005
Have you ever wondered how much it would set you back if your kid was enrolled into Hogwarts?
Then have no fear, cause now Currency experts say they have worked out the value of galleons in JK Rowling's Harry Potter books.
The cost of a magical education
Travelex reckon each gold galleon is worth £5.01p, or 7.39 euros, making Hogwarts an expensive option.
Kitting out young witches and wizards for their first year at the school would cost parents about £1,700, just for the basics.
That means a magic wand would be £35.08 and a superior broomstick, like Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000, would set you back £1,503.
Saskia van Opijnen, director of Travelex, said they had based their calculations on JK Rowling's books and on interviews with the author.
Opijnen said: "This is the first time that we have dealt with a currency from another world. Magic money is a very sturdy currency that could assert itself on the international money market."
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04/09/2005
Never watch tv in Japan
Cause here is some of the things they watch...
Namidame (Tear-Filled Eyes)
Namidame is a show about crying. In the words of the show's creators, "The tears of the Japanese are fine. Therefore, let's cry together. As much as possible, let's cry, and face front, and work. Namidame is a program which delivers impression to you." Airing at 11:55 every Wednesday night on TV Tokyo (Monday on TV Osaka), this program’s most popular segment is called "Namidame Battle Royale" in which ten young women compete to see who can cry the most in a contest to win one million yen. They keep the women up in a house over a period of one week, give them two test-tubes to collect their tear drops in, and leave them to cry their eyes out. Techniques include insulting one another and slapping each other in the face, drinking a lot of water so that they would be able to cry well, sitting in front of a fan, and claustrophobic girls locking themselves in closets. Every day the girl who is in last place is eliminated and when the competition really starts to heat up, the girls do things like going to the local video store and renting every copy of Titanic so that the other girls will have nothing to cry over. Just one of these girls has enough neuroses to keep a team of psychologists busy for decades and watching them cry over comic books and sappy love songs or playing bizarre emotional game is as disturbing as it is funny.
HITOZUMA ONSEN (Housewife Hot Spring)
This show is easy to understand, and yet not easy to understand at the same time. That is, it’s easy to understand what’s happening—they take a geeky guy who has some emotional problem (usually involving rejection by women) and introduce him to a married woman who ends up giving him a bath—but what’s not easy to understand exactly what the point of it all is. The man is taken to the woman’s house while her husband isn’t home and they show him her bedroom and underwear, and then she serves him dinner. In the middle of the show there is a five minute segment of nude women soaping each other down and talking about their marriages in a bath house while the camera man tries to manoeuvre his camera under their towels. The climax of the show comes when the housewife takes the man into the bathroom and gives him a bath. He is naked but she’s fully clothed during the entire process and we never get to see just how much "washing" is done and what happens after because they go back to the women frolicking in the public baths for the end of the show.
Onsen are believed to be physically and spiritually refreshing, but exactly how being given a bath by a mature-yet-sexy married woman is supposed to help the man over come his emotional handicap is unclear. The show airs on TV Tokyo on Monday nights at 11:55 (Wednesdays on TV Osaka) and seems to be related somehow to Namidame and Gamewave as they are all listed sometimes as G Para.
DENPA SHONEN
Denpa Shonen's producers have obviously never heard of the Geneva Convention. If they had, they wouldn't have treated poor Nasubi the way they did. They wouldn't have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn't have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10 000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn't have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nationwide TV.
and here is a link: http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/nasubi.html
TOKYO SHOCK BOYS (aka Dengeki Network)
The Tokyo Shock Boys are a bizarre performance troupe that claims, "We like borderline death scenario." Their act consists of strange, painful stunts like pouring milk in one ear and somehow forcing it out the other, breaking a cactus between their bare buttocks, eating dry ice, putting live scorpions in their mouths and inserting firecrackers into various parts of their bodies, all done to a Techno soundtrack.
Formed in Tokyo in 1990, the Shock Boys are made up of four members, Nanbu Torata, Sangojugo, Gyuzo, and Danna Koyanagi have a huge cult following in Japan.
Although the Tokyo Shock Boys do not have their own TV show, they often appear on various variety and comedy programs and their videos are available in some video rental stores. Apparently their live show is far more shocking and fun than what you see on Television. They tour overseas occasionally and have appeared in Scotland, Australia, Canada and others. Their book (in Japanese), "We are Big Star in overseas" is available in many bookshops.
here is their link:
http://www.t-shock.com/
and my favourite is
FART WOMAN
These bizarre videos cater to one of the most bizarre fetishes you will ever hear of--flatulance. The bizarre Onara Fetish page is an advertisement for videos of scantily clad or naked women passing gas.
the link:
http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/o...ish3english.htm
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25/07/2005
40 piercings and an infection in his penis!
Seriously, the stupidity of some persons never stops to amaze me.
I got this from todays norwegian newspaper VG:
Doctors in the Southern region of Norway is now warning people against pircing your genitalias, after treating a man with almost 40 piercings on his penis.
When the man finally got up his nerve to see a doctor, he'd gotten a very serious infection.
- If he had waited any longer to see a doctor, he would have risked amputating his penis and certainly getting such a reduced peeing capacity that he would be forced to use a catheter. In the worst case the infection would be lifethreatening to the man, says Hans Thorvild Thomassen, Specialist at Urology at Omnia Medical Center, to the newspaper Fædrelandsvennen.
Together with Head of Staff Terje Wold at the surgery department at Sørlandet hospital in Kristiansand, Mr Thomassen now warns against piercing your genitals.
- These aerias of your body are alot harder to clean properly, compared to the rest, and thusly more at risk of infections according to Wold, who also thinks genital piercing is ridiculous.
- For the life of me, I cannot understand why you would want to pierce your genitals! Some says it enhances the sexual pleasure, but this man had no valid reasons as to why he did it.
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29/06/2005
Are you KIDDING me??
I found this in a blog somewhere, so I won't say if it's fake or real. I don't know, but I really, truly hope it's fake.
Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted
PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.
The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.
"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."
But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"
Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."
With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.
"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
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13/06/2005
Stand in groom anybody?
I was surfing the net, and found this. Apparently, this guy will marry you if your groom disappears or something.
He must be kidding, surely.
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03/05/2005
Ever heard of "Litter-Kwitter"?
No? well, neither had I until I read the paper. it had an article about a woman in Australia training her cat to use the same toilet as herself!
Still don't believe me? Well, go here and see for yourself.
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12/04/2005
I may be a pc idiot, but what does that make him?
You know, we've been having some nasty pc-problems this weekend, and I started to think " maybe I'm just a moron who knows nothing when it comes to pc's." But then I found this, and he proved me wrong. There are more stupid people than me out there. :)
Computerignorant Cru
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08/04/2005
Meet Ms Ronald McDonald
apparently, there's a girl who dresses up as Ronald McDonald out there, then photographs it. methinks shes a bit strange.... see for yourself here
Burger Kingy Salute from Cru
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31/03/2005
Are Diamonds really a girls best friend?
Just read in the paper that an american company who specializes in turning the ashes of cremated persons and animals into diamonds(!) wants to start up in Scandinavia as well.
A spokesperson for the company says that;
"The typical customer is a woman who have lost her husband, and would like to have the memory of that person close to her (body) for the rest of her life. Or, if you don't have a special somone, you can also use your horse, dog, cat or canary-bird to wear around your neck, on a finger, or as a bellypiercing".
The whole thing only takes four months, and the diamond will cost between 23.000 - 140.000 norwegian kroner, depending on the carat of said diamond.
My god, who'd do this to their lost loved ones???
Puzzled Cru.
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